The poles. Really. I mean, I guess there are a few US citizens in those research labs in Antartica, but I hardly doubt there’d be enough to make it worth the effort…
Polls. ;)
Not the poles, the Poles! They’re flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.
What have the Poles ever done for us?
I know the political environment has been getting increasingly polarized, but that’s taking it a bit too far.
South siiiiiiiide
Join us in Antarctica, the one true pole! All those other jerks can have the North one.
I thought they were going to visit Santa for a moment
Goddamn I wish we had early voting opened to everyone. Live Free or Die, my ass.
Poles? Can CBS really not spell that word?
You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that’s all.
there was a time, not too long ago, when ‘news’ organizations had ‘editors’ and ‘editorial staff’ who poured over every article and decided if it should be published…but i digress
Proles?
No no no…It’s well known that it’s good luck to rub the belly of a person from Poland before voting.
The amount of errors I’ve noticed like that in articles from big name news organizations in the past year or two drives me up the wall. Spend the money on a fucking editor!
Can’t spend money on actual human, you absolute lunatic!
Stonks need line go up, why use man when AI smarts do trick be best?
(above comment powered by whatever flavour of LLM CBS is using to shit out this drivel)
There are an inordinate amount of Strippers in Michigan
Yeah winters are cold here and we need something to do indoors.
Invading the Poles is the job of the Germans, knock it off Michigan.
In that thumbnail is that dude wearing a mega hat?
No. They use the same image for the banner in the article. It’s a red hat but not a Trump hat.
Maybe they took turnips nazi comments literally.
