I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
You. I like you.
Ask her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing…Jesus they are huge!
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
She can slay my dragon any time.
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
That’s a long wait for sex
Take out the ring
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
Suggest a first date that involves a mosh pit.
Or swing dancing.
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Joust!
Her lance is bigger than yours, now what?
Quest for some sort of cup.
Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
Yeaaahhhh. This is definitely still falling under the NSFW Category. :D
Not porn per se. But definitely not something to have playing at work. ^^
Yep, she’s a keeper.
