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minus-squarepinkystew@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·1 month agoAlso Jesus was a bottom Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIs me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?
minus-squarepinkystew@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoif Jesus is a top that changes everything it means he really is daddy
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoConsider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn’t have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don’t rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I’m saying. He brought the party.
minus-squarefinitebanjo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoI’m not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you’re not going to the good place.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 month agoBased on having had to read that comment I would say we’re already in the bad place
minus-squarepinkystew@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·edit-21 month ago I’m a slut for cum fill me Judas ~Jesus Christ, probably
Also Jesus was a bottom
Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer
So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god
Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?
if Jesus is a top that changes everything
it means he really is daddy
Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn’t have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don’t rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I’m saying. He brought the party.
I’m not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you’re not going to the good place.
Based on having had to read that comment I would say we’re already in the bad place
~Jesus Christ, probably