it’s for making enormous swiss cheese
The Death Star was created to mine asteroids, don’t you know:-P
(no /s, it really was in the lore)
There’s no invention that can’t be used for military purposes.
Any toilet paper above 2-ply
Tell me you’ve never been allowed in the officers’ club without telling me…
The slotted spoon, your turn.
Found in every military kitchen in the world.
Umm… Faygo?
Man this is a real brain bender.
Hell, boy, back in the War Between the States we’d trade good Virginny tobacco to the Yanks for a case of that delisous stuff.
“The Giant Armoured Scorpion of Death was created to help mankind, not to harm it!”
hollow purple’d
Tony Stark building his “completely harmless” arm flight stabilizer.
“Alright, who wants to get handblasted by Iron Man?”
So that’s what happened to the apple logo
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got the reference!
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