What are you trying to build? What language?

The API is so cheap someone is going to do it anyways…

Yeah I intentionally did something a bit more basic for the example. There are over 450 custom fortunes included, about half are actual quotes from famous people in history.

Not to mention the thousands of existing quotes from classic fortune packs.

They could if GeoClue was reliable. The problem is that it often doesn’t work, so I doubt anyone would want to use it as a source to set their time zone.