She uses it to attract prey like an angler fish

Theres her paintbrush!

Bitty seizes the opportunity before its too late!

You ever put a ton of treats on your lap when you’re feeling lazy to lure bitty and invoke bitty law?

If you dont serve her dinner, you will be dinner.

Bitty is so photogenic

Bold to assume they won’t mandate forced insemination when fertility rates drop.

My cat hates fish! We even tried serving him fresh sashimi! He doesn’t like any of it! Not the tuna, salmon, mackeral, or squid. He looooves bonito flakes though.

He loves hamburgers though, one time we got five guys and half an hour later we found the trashcan knocked over with him licking all of our napkins.

I remembered wrong, he likes oregano and chick peas. Hes weird. He Also loves goat cheese and yogurt. We never give him much though. Does bitty have any weird preferences?

My cat also doesnt respond to catnip but will eat chickpeas and cilantro???

The costume is so cute. She is very tolerant lol. It looks nice and warm

was wondering where bitty has been. Was she in storage too? Lol

What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

Shoukd name it “Micro intelligence”.

Don’t even know why they think rebranding it will work

People aren’t stupid. Referring to shit with another word doesnt make it any less gross.

As always, Microsoft is always one step behind apple.

At least apple intelligence was a little clever, its abbreviation is still “AI”

But windows intelligence? That just sounds fucking stupid. As an operating system windows is not known for its intelligence. Stupid slow, bloated, spying sack of shit software.

We didnt give it away, we actively cast it into an active volcano

It leads to apathetic voters too, democrats who dont bother voting because they figure it won’t change anything.

The dems have an identity crisis, they are so aggravatingly centrist in an attempt to swing votes, that they’ve become incredibly passive in their approach. Republicans are determined to completely restructure America according to their ideology. Dems are so politically inclusive in their approach, trying to cater to “far left”, left, centrist AND slight right conservative that they are paralyzed concerning policy. The very best thing they can do is a 5% tax cut for the working class? Seriously?

I think if they went further left with candidates like Bernie, existing dems would be much more compelled to go out and vote. Right now they have zero commitment, almost none of Biden’s policies came to fruition.

Look at Italy, Hungary, Slovakia, UK and Germany’s AFD. Hate is potent political fuel that’s burning hotter and hotter.

I think Harris and Walz were good candidates but their pitch was simply unappealing. The average american has been hurting bad the last 4 years. Harris’ pitch was to maintain the degrading status-quo while trump promised to do SOMETHING. Whether or not that something is successful doesn’t matter, people are sick of slowly getting crushed by costs of living.