game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

aren’t most hedgehogs homeless

don’t they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

Holy fuck how much money do they actually have

Over assertively impregnates employees as a hobby

Just bulldoze the whitehouse and erect a circus tent

oh

lol

didn’t cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js

I mean, I’ve done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.

are you under 16

no

ok cool here’s a youtube short when an AI voice tells you an AI-written story over vaguely related stock footage

The planet is fucking melting and elected leaders are writing laws on herding cats

I’ve been using the internet for longer than I’ve been an adult.

I still sometimes add +10 years to date of birth fields out of habit.

Might as well have issued a mandate to nom a spoonful of sand daily.

My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.

There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.

I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don’t have any ideas of what I could use it for.

Homie your pizza gonna defrost

Take it to the designated trolley zone if it’s closer

I don’t understand

Like

Why would you do that

Who looks at someone’s Nazi Sex doll t-shit and genuinely chuckles?

The only reasonable reaction is “Wass Der fick, why are you wearing that shit in public, you fuckin weirdo”

why do people spend so much time being awful

I didn’t think there was a most pathetic way to out yourself as a rapist

Caught me red handed not reading the article

in my defence I never learned how to read

I’m not from the US

But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI

Aren’t they very disliked across the political spectrum?

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

Google “asmongold rat clock”

You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

fuck it

I’d rather just fail the skill check

my head would burst trying to figure out which number is precisely on top