I hope I’m wrong. Deport all the perceived “illegals”. Outsource prisoners as farm labor when the inevitable labor shortage guarantees losses for farmers. Prisoners are now the patriot farm workers of the united states of america. We need a shorter name for it, though. Any suggestions?

Next campaign, I want to roll a bardbarian inspired by Eddie Riggs of Brutal Legend. Stat spread would be abysmal but worth it.

Dems got 1 (Sinema)

Eww, throw this one back. It’s all icky.

I know I’d like to start seeing some dividends (UBI).

As you wish

The Panama Papers were released in full but they only led to the reporters being killed.

Unless it is classified, should it not fall under FOIA?

If you’re hinting that Trump knows his way around real estate: stop. Trump bankrupted casinos he is so bad with real estate. 6 bankruptcies means he was nothing but a failure.

Got to appease those shareholders and make the stock go up.

Duck and cover!

No doubt in that case anything you own here in the US will be confiscated.

Thanks to asset forfeiture, those objects are guilty in the furtherance of a crime and will have to defend themselves in court.

Is it possible to be part of an administration if you’ve only been named as part of a department that doesn’t exist?

Who are we all really kidding with any semblance of expectations, though? It hasn’t even been 100 uears since Kennedy and the crack job that was the Warren Commission.

He aims to cut federal funding for schools defying his policies and eliminate the U.S. Education Department.

He aims to use funding as a cudgel to coerce schools to do his bidding while also aiming to remove the cudgel he plans to use to coerce schools to do his bidding.

I wish it had stopped with clocks.

Sadly, no, we were forced to eat the minstrels in the frozen lands of Nador.

Just after they have some tea and cake.

Yes, specifically the Logan Act.

Musk has joined key diplomatic calls and even attempted to broker peace with Iran.

That’s a pretty clear violation of the Logan Act. Gettin’ blue from holding my breath over here.

I was off, here’s the real tea.

https://www.eurogamer.net/if-someone-made-deus-ex-today-it-might-be-perceived-as-a-documentary-says-creator-warren-spector\

“If someone made Deus Ex today, it might be perceived as a documentary,” says creator Warren Spector