They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

That’s how I want to go out.

Sir and/or madam, please calm your tits.

You guys use an OS? I just push the electrons around my motherboard manually with a little magnet on a toothpick.