Only watch i ever wore was a calculator watch. I lost it quickly, and my parents wouldn’t get me so much as a slap bracelet after that. So never wore a watch.

It’s also good for avoiding heart palpitations when you need to be on time for something and glance at the stove/microwave.

The conch?

A connoisseur

And who is assigning the gender at birth? Clearly it isn’t obvious if it has to be “assigned.”

44 years ago.

Fair.

Totally false. He never stops a sentence. It’s like reading the sound and the fury.

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I occasionally think about all the gametes I’m eating in vegetables. Other than rocky mountain oysters, I’m rarely eating sperm or ova when eating meat. There’s roe occasionally, I suppose.