Partly. See my comment for a full translation

For those interested, here is a translation:

• Top left: conspiracy theorist who likes drugs and minors as minister of justice
• Top right: FOX moderator as minister of defense
• Middle left: a hillibilly as vice president
• Middle middle: anti-vaxer as minister of health
• Middle right: climate change deniers as leaders of environment agency
• Bottom: trumps next government

Make sure to read the man page before so you don’t remove the runtime functions

You have a Thinkpad? As far as i have heard their linux compatibility is fairly good. An yes, ubuntu won’t have more problems than windows with low power devices. My old 4GB ram, 1.4GHz 4 core laptop ran linux mint fine.

Ps: linux mint is a ubuntu fork, and has a desktop interface that looks a lot like windows (example: in the bottom left there is the linux mint logo that you can click to open the start menu like on win 7).