Utopia:

“I never asked for this.”

only gets augmented to save his life

Dystopia:

“I never asked for this.”

“kool aid man says what!”

About $3.50

It’s been a tradition not to since Garfield.

Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure I’ve never actually used caps lock on PC to write in all caps…

Since you linked to Miniminuteman, I assume you are familiar with the excellent Brad Hafford of Artifactually Speaking who dunked on corrected some of Milo’s mistakes in a video, and they later collabbed. Archaeology right from the trenches! (I thought I’d mention him anyway, here’s a link, too)

I see H******

I think it censors my password fully: hunter2

edit: it did!

Petuh?

There is a specialized player for that. Just run this command:

cat podcast.ogg >> /dev/null

Gets rid of all the uninteresting parts of any podcast!

She looks like she’s had enough of your shit

says you

…Are you being purposely obtuse?

Do you think an unwanted pregnancy doesn’t affect the biological father’s life in any way?

Well, specifically women

How do you figure?

I use tineye. Much better than google’s IME. It’s supposed to be privacy respecting, but I haven’t looked into it too hard.

posted in c/linuxsucks: >:(

posted in c/linuxmemes: :)

In this case the distro doesn’t matter. Just have someone else install and maintain it for you.

Somebody’s got a case of the mondays :)

Ads inform you of products you might not otherwise know about! What a deal!

bacön

n-not very good?

I was lying in bed, on my phone probably, when I felt this exact feeling. I’m not too terrified of this, so I just shooed the back of my neck with my hand to make the feeling go away. Just to be safe, I thought I’d check anyway. Right in the direction I had moved my hand there was a spider scurrying away. I probably showed it to the closest window, as is standard procedure. I didn’t know to feel terrified that you can just be attacked in your own home like this, or excited that it was actually a spider for the first time.