i was gonna say source mage! so i guess it’s not that obscure, if two of us thought to mention it.

i’m sorry, but, sploot?

your kid goes for a walk? believe it or not, straight to jail.

shuffling is a wildly different dance

i thought they looked cool, until i saw one in person. i honestly expected them to be about 30% smaller. they’re stupidly gigantic in real life.

unless you buy a game that later adds denuvo, of course

you mean arena 5, surely?

most people who are gonna go bald start going bald before they hit 30.

not everybody goes bald, and hair dye is fairly cheap and readily available. this isn’t mysterious or anything.

i read the whole article and still have no idea what this has to do with furries.

even if they were breaking tos (and i don’t think it sounds quite so cut and dry), shouldn’t the response be to notify them and allow them to fix it, or just terminate the account? demanding a ton of money to make the problem seems a skeevy way of handling it on cloudflare’s part.