Man how would it be to have 100,000 to lose to spammers.

Did you expect anything different?

With year end reviews coming up… This hits hard

Woohoo $0.50/person in the USA, to fuck them all.

And I’m pointing out that the rich aren’t actually moving money to anyone but themselves. So yes, the (rich) investors ARE hurting the economy for their own gain.

But did you remember your notes after?

The fuck you think investors do at all? What value do they create? They definitely don’t pay my wages from their own “investment”. My wages are paid from the profits created by myself and coworkers working to create, market, sell, distribute the product. Soon as those profits don’t hit targets investors will absolutely vote to downsize or shutter entirely, not “invest” and continue paying wages.

Work? Like “buying” yet another company? Or stock buybacks?

If only enthusiasm countered the unjustness of voter suppression and the electoral college.

I get it’s needed for the joke to land, but who showers fully clothed?

You know what comes before permanent hardship? “Temporary” hardship.

Either it’s projection, or it’s the “no U R” response.

When they were called weird, the only response was “no U R”.

When they claim that Tim Walz is a sexual predator… that’s projection.

If he does somehow become president, I will be taking all the time off possible (ie general strike) and trying to convince everyone else to do the same.

Yes I’m in a “safe Republican” state. Don’t care, that “party” shouldn’t be in power.

Hypothetically, you’re a bridge inspector. Someone reports a bridge in your area has problems and should be looked at. It’s part of your job to inspect bridges that have reports filed. You go “look at” the bridge but don’t inspect because “99% of reports are fake”. The bridge collapses killing someone.

Did you cause the death?

I worry what is in kids pants. Way too often it’s the hand of someone in a position of trust.

I hope it hasn’t, but recent facts show it has. :(

Power bi. Next time the building loads they’ll be shifted weirdly vertical randomly.

Well duh, bank accounts aren’t horses, you can always just add another 0 without overflow

A sack of shit serving sacks of shit

Someone call the republicans, we have an abortion in progress.