Can the TVA please prune this fucking timeline already.
Can the TVA please prune this fucking timeline already.
Holy forking shirtballs!
Don’t forget Jensen Ackles!
I love how no one in the comments specifically mentions his name, like he’s fucking Voldemort or something.
Jensen Huang!
gasps
Breathe Right Strips = Sniffer Stickers
I always find it interesting that our ancestors were for the most part fruitarians (fruits, grasses) about 3.5 million years ago. As we evolved, we expanded our diets to include vegetables, meats, and grains, leading to a better balanced diet, which is good especially considering we don’t hunt and gather like they once did.
Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.
Stupid Jimmy Pesto!
Meh, I stopped playing when zombies learned to dig. I miss my underground minibike tunnels.
I used to get mad and chuck the controller at the NES. Imagine my surprise one day when I broke the cartridge door off. Fucking Battletoads.
Why would you do that to your child? I mean, you wanna change your own name, go for it.
Mowers running in the middle of the night while people are sleeping? Maybe changing the time of day that they run would benefit everyone, especially cute little hedgehogs.
All this political correctness and the extent we go through to ensure no one’s delicate heartstrings will be plucked is what makes this species so fucking pathetic.
I think the threshold might be media that is known to be bad influencers to the masses. If a corporation/company stamps social media logos on the bottom of their website or advertisement, it’s probably worth banning (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tiktok, etc). I mean, how many more Tide pod challenges do our children need? It’s a waste of time and we need to instead be showering our kids with positive messages, not feeding them brain rot.