Boxism hype machine:“Keep in mind that Carter is undefeated, so this could go either way!”

“But what about the reports of Carter’s dementia?”

“Actually that could be a great advantage for the former President, not getting tangled in Logan’s past moves”

“And what about the rumours about Logan’s last matches being rigged”

“No, this is completely different, it will be quite a challenge this time. I’ll give it 50/50”

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Praying is a little bit like music though… Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

Very sensible, thank you. I’ve seen a picture of a flower today, I’m still shaking. Witchcraft!

Only doctor? The neighbour’s son is archdoctor! The family is dishonoured.

At press time, the cat had come back inside, scratched the door to go out and was already on its 900-mile journey out of California.