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Ummm which 1337 distro we talking about, friend? There’s only one line.

That’s it, I’m calling for a UN tribunal for this war crime. You’re done.

The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.

The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.

It gets ‘em in the right ballpark, at least, and away from confidently saying “Wore-sess-tur-shah-yer”, so I’m good with it.

Buffer me harder, daddy

Sorry, ladies, but you were outvoted by the conservatives by a large margin. You could try confronting them, but it’s far too late now.

Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Woo-stah-sure.

Brzhen chish chick evich.

It’s sad so many conservatives in the US are so easily duped.

FTFY

From the article:

Elizabeth Len was at that Planet Fitness on Monday morning before law enforcement discovered Sink.

She said she and other members noticed a bad smell in the building near the tanning rooms. “The tanning bed has a door, I believe, but still, why are we not concerned that the tanning bed has been closed for three days, potentially?” Len said to WTHR.

I agree, those who voted for that fucking idiot are indeed dumbfuck Americans.

In order to make the bid work, the families “agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion’s bid, enabling its success,” the families said in a statement.

The power of unity and determination beautifully demonstrated.

Plenty of black people own cats, what’s the issue?

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Welcome, fellow voidshrieker!

bigfax yo

It does, I use adblocks, Untrap, DeArrow, and SponsorBlock on iOS safari, and I don’t see shit other than the video itself.

Vatican: I can’t believe you’ve done that

Okay, so what’s the warning? Where’s the bad news?

Smells like Gen Z spirit