He wasn’t. He killed Hitler after all

Damn. That was thorough.

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Well I don’t clean my phone when I drip pee on it so that makes sense.

What?

Yes. There’s shit on your counter too. There’s shit on your toothbrush. There’s shit on you spinach. There’s literally shit everywhere.

Well her going to jail is probably for the best. See how she does in genpop

That seems excessive

Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.