His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

In addition to the 10,000 they already sent?

We are still ascending on the roller coaster of bullshit and the drop is going to suck.

I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

Belgrade has a bunch of Russians who suddenly had somewhere else to be a couple Februaries ago.

Staff it with rich fucks looking for relevence deep in that Musky sphincter and change it to “Department of Getting Eaten”. Efficiency accomplished.

Many come from neighboring countries among them, Mozambique and Zimbabwe and Lesotho.

Will these treatments involve mineral supplements applied externally at high speeds?

Call him Bigmet (pronounced “big-meat”) for short.

That’s nice. Gaetz is still a kid-fucker.

That looks to me like defending a kid-fucker.

I remember something along the lines of supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. If anything, her time in the military should bring her greater shame because she chose to break that oath on top of being a generally shitty person.

Was it because of the kid-fucking, Matt? I bet it was about the kid-fucking.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

In September 2024, Hvaldimir was found dead, apparently from a stick lodged in its body.

It’s too late, they already got him. Must’ve hit a tree on the way down.

I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Goodbye.