1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

Nobody bats an eye when you say, “early inheritance,” but everyone gets sooo upset when I murder my parents

And if no-one does “flip that switch for you,” then that’s ok too.

no 💕

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

Poor thing is already stress-eating, and now it’s got a bunch of scientists staring at it too

Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

loses it

“I think he’s wrong”

"Man goes apoplectic with fury at someone cutting in front of him: “I’m terribly sorry, do you mind awfully not doing that again please?” "

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Back in my day it was Lynx 2012 / apocalypse / whatever it was called saying that was the last Lynx they’d ever make. To my annoyance, it turns out they were lying. Although I don’t tend to hang out with the sort of people that blast themselves with Lynx so I guess it makes no difference either way