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Buy out, layoff, profit off empty IPs…the new norm.

And misogyny…don’t forget to forget the little baby makers

It’s like the pot calling the kettle black. The US Senate is nothing but an actual extremist content machine.

I’m planning to put wheels on my granny so she can be called a bicycle, too!

Who keeps giving this guy movies to do?

I mean, I get why the change the story because maybe a bunch of kids speed walking for 90 minutes isn’t the greatest movie…but whyyyyyy don’t they make a movie without hanging their hat on the source material that isn’t somewhat close to what they’re making?

No.

Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

New government bureau dedicated to making government bureaucracies less bureaucratic.

So I use about 1g of bud, not the shake for about 350g of butter for the recipe. Turns out more consistent, especially for dosages (works out to about 2.5mg per cookie).

That and my cookies are amazingly good.

Fucking hell, man. Good one.

Mine are vegan & there isn’t any skunkiness…I have to keep them clearly labeled in the freezer after I make them because you cannot tell the difference.

Oof

Fuck yes.

I make a batch of 35-40 cookies and have the dosage & timing down pat.

So I was a GM for a FS company’s account for an Investment Firm in Seattle for awhile, and for some reason they wanted me to pay the coffee account through my company credit card. Okie, dokie.

There were 3 floors of Starbucks coffee machines that ground and brewed each individual cup, and the hoppers on top held 2-3lbs (I forget). So that was min. 4 machines per floor, plus the C suite and catering, all the coffee we bought was from the same vendor. Now the kicker was, NONE of the storage cabinets in the break rooms had locks, so the employees were walking off with a veritable shit ton of free, premium coffee beans.

My CC had originally the standard 5k credit limit…and with everything else I needed to purchase that wasn’t going to be enough for the month, so I got the regional comptroller to get the limit increased…and then again…and then again.

We spent about 12-15k per month on just coffee (at our cost) which would translate to about 50k in sales to the company.

[Bonus bit: My CC limit ended up at a 35k limit which I kept after I left that account… nobody believed me that it was so high. I was a superstar doing openings when we needed to get new kitchen equipment that day and we rolled out to the local restaurant supply store and bought it on the card…at the end of my time with that company I was at a bitch of an account and stopped doing my monthly reconciliation report, to the tune of 6-7 months and over 250k of charges that they were screaming at me to get the receipts turned in…and to be honest I was out of fucks to give, and they made us use a new system that was absolutely a huge piece of time sucking shit].

As long as the Borg get rid of “those people”, we’re good!

Prey was an outstanding movie!

I got one to replace the Xbox that I’ve had hooked up to my tv’s since gen 1… absolutely no regrets.

I have a 14+hr travel day coming up in the next couple months and it’s going to get it’s first work out as a portable, lol.

His best film is Paths of Glory.

This advice can’t be overlooked. When I was in HS I was out sick for the week we practiced the number row and man, many, many years later I still can’t blind type numbers (but can on a 10key).