I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.

The survivors called it Pepe Day.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

Play Baldurs Gate 3 with Australians. We’re awesome.

My current game was made alongside my mate who went by Ball Sack the Bard, an avid lover of g-bangers and facepaint. He carried his waifu’s corpse in his backpack and tried to bang anything that moved.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

That fucking godawful trailer convinced me not to see it unless there’s unanimous praise…

Watched it a few months ago, still a great movie.

The fucking time machine sequence at the end, oh my God.

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Halo.

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie