The gas stoves themselves aren’t the only reason, but they help contribute to a lower lifespan. Also 2 years over the course of, like, 75 years? Yeah that sounds about right

I’ll give you 3 guesses

To be fair, hordes of people believing in the Anti-Christ is also supposed to be one of the signs

I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like “Hawk Tuah Lubricants”)

Somebody get this man some ice to fry!

Hide yo kids, hide yo mice