Tragedy is a part of life

Yes. And tragedy is categorically bad, and tragedies cannot be experienced by that which is not alive (i.e. non-sentient). Thusly, a total absence of (sentient) life would be a total absence of tragedies and vice versa; in other words, sentient life and tragedy are virtually biconditional. The continuation of sentient life and tragedy is wholly avoidable if the relevant capable parties were willing, and it can often be abated on a small scale on an individual basis.

What is the acceptable level of tragedy to impart upon a non-consenting progeny? I vote for zero

This comic makes me feel so Shawn

Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

I had a coworker in the room adjacent to my computer who would play true crime docs without headphones during his lunch. It’s hard to focus on spreadsheets and stuff when you hear lines like “They found the body three days later, covered in blood and feces”.

Historically, you can’t be charged for crimes you committed before the law criminalizing them was passed. However, precedence and fair application of the law have lost all meaning so you could be arrested, but she wouldn’t.

First president to make pictures of his current wife illegal

Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?

Bots? On Elon Musk’s Twitter? And spreading disinformation? To shill for Trump? Inconceivable!

I tried it once and vomited on my sweater

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

We’re trying to vote about it but somebody keeps setting the ballot boxes on fire

It is common to omit short-term or less relevant experience from a résumé and to prioritize including jobs that are longer-term or more field specific to what you are applying for. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. If McDonald’s corporate was not directly involved with this stunt, perhaps they’ll clarify if Harris did indeed work for them in order to lessen the negative perception of Trump using their franchise.

Did McDonald’s corporate agree to this political stunt? Or was it just one specific location that agreed for him to come in?

As usual, this probably won’t amount to even so much as a slap on the gold-plated wrist for him