Long form only

When you can accuse a guy’s dad of being a serial killer and they still kiss up to you, there is no such thing as political capital

That’s a lot of bone saws

Shame is dead, they were just lying.

Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here

Banana phobia starts with the Doctor replacing your squareness gun with one

Can’t wait to see him go full Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy over this one

Fake news site buys other kind of fake news site

Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.

Officers in every branch are also trained to protect their people and be transparent with leadership about their limitations. Remember Captain Crozier?

Anyone who’s in long enough and is politically savvy enough to get stars, stopped caring about that stuff a long time ago.

Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

“All we’re missing is the single hardest piece, which we have been failing to make work in cars for years”

Sure, except for the whole “violent minority doesn’t like losing power” thing

You wouldn’t want to drink reactor coolant water (mostly because of the chemistry additives) but water in a tank that just stays between the people and the hot stuff would mostly just get warm.

Most of what you’d get at that kind of distance is neutrons, and they are more likely to bounce off the hydrogen than to do something like activate the oxygen into N16 which dies off pretty fast anyway.

Dude, there’s a difference between romance and full-on extended sex scenes. Fade to black and get on with the plot.

Hell, I’m not even done with it yet. One game at a time please!

Don’t forget Techtonica hitting 1.0 too next month

So they’re actually timelords then?

If you can run something on a pregnancy test, running it on a GPU is not really that impressive