If he is the bouncer, i wont be partying tonight

I’m gonna be that guy: if you can’t handle an unexpected $1k bill, even by putting it on credit or setting a payment plan, you can’t afford to be having a kid.

take that dumb poor morons with clearly planned pregnancies!

as always, its about power

Through no fault of their own, a networking error earned them the hatred of—well, however many people are playing Champions Tactics. Couple dozen, at least.

love the snark

Still waiting for a 66% deal

am i dumb or do those two achievements have the exact same requirement?

ok ok, i give up. trump won because of public ignorance to tea

… why would a server at a bar need to know about tea? is it part of required knowledge for her workplace? no, its a BAR. you know about black or green tea, probably because it was a common drink with family and/or friends. if somebody else was raised in a different, tea-free family, and without tea-guzzling friends, at what point would they have been like “woah, i have to look into this whole tea thing” before working at the bar (where tea definitely isnt part of the training).

lets be honest, the reason you know about tea and she doesnt has nothing to do with intellectual curiosity. so take that high horse behind the barn and shoot it in the head, you wont need it anymore.

its supposed to be a joke based on the joker/ BATman theme of the post

a really bad one

Just read the description on his profile. I love when people assume that they must be right because everyone disagrees with them

have some lemmy gold

75% of suicide deaths. the number of attempts is about the same