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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • [after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes’ porch]
    fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
    bastion: Shh, here he comes.
    Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
    Charlie: Don’t put it out with your boots, Nick.
    Old Man Fuentes: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
    [Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
    Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
    fluxion: He called the shit “poop”.
    [fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
    bastion: This is the best night of my life.
    [They continue laughing]
    Old Man Fuentes: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.