Doesn’t fit the bill exactly, as it only features a single playable character, but Hades is an absolutely wonderful game that featuring the Greek pantheon for its story.

Just grab 'em by the pussy, I guess?

You can’t bring up my past decisions and hold them against me. People can grow, learn, and change.

Sorry, advocate for the devil; you’ve had 8 years to grow and reflect on the first presidency. That defense doesn’t work twice!

The Democratic Engagement to Elect Sanders. DEES nuts, we could even call it!