Anyone else remember Death Panels?

They’re the ones who came up with the name Obamacare, so that it would tank on name alone.

Here’s the problem with “it’s supposed to be a low wage job for kids”, the vast majority of operating hours for fast food are either when kids are at school, or when they’re sleeping / studying.

Fast food jobs were actual living wage jobs before chucklefucks tried to manipulate society into thinking it’s only a shit wage, kids-only job.

The 2016 murder clowns should have been an indication of things to come…

That’s my guess. Very end. When Cubert says he wants to be “just like” the professor.

I used to think that shit was stupid.

Now I know I’m the stupid one.

Because despite the fact that Voldy was Harry’s nemesis via prophecy, Umbridge was everyone’s nemesis. Just out of spite.

She was worse.

I think you might have borked part of your sentence.

“It’s supposed to be a low earning job for kids. If you can’t find a better job, you deserve to starve.”
–Assholes

Oh good, a guy who uses the word “magic” too many times for medicine is gonna do great…

And hey, there’s that Oregonian bird flu, too! 3 infectious diseases on the horizon!

Too bad the bloodshed never includes the politicians who helped make it harder to change. Maybe that’s what needs to happen instead.

This is the only answer.

You start with 20 life.

Each of these spells must be played on your turn.

Mox Ruby is free to play with a 0 casting cost. Tap that (turn it sideways) to add 1 mountain (red mana: 🌄) to your mana pool. You don’t remove it from the board.

You have 1 mana in your mana pool: 🌄

Black Lotus is free to play with a 0 casting cost. You can turn it sideways, remove it from the board into your graveyard pile, and add 3 of any color to your mana pool. Choose green for forests: 🌲🌲🌲

You now have 4 total mana: 🌄 🌲 🌲 🌲

Channel costs 🌲🌲. Cast that, remove 🌲 🌲 from the mana pool, and pay 19 of your 20 starting life, so that you gain 19 colorless mana (can be used for most spells). Place Channel into the graveyard pile.

Your mana pool will now have a total of 21 mana: 🌄 🌲 + 19 colorless

Fireball costs 🌄 + any amount of mana you decide, up to how much you have available. So you then use your remaining 🌲+ 19 to do 20 damage to your opponent.

You win with 1 life remaining.

If Fuckface 45 and his cronies actually take office on Jan 20, then this country as we know it is gone. It’s over. It’s cooked.

They need to be jailed for their crimes before getting into office.

If you give Abbie Richards a watch/read, she’ll educate you on how easy it is for TikTok to become a right-wing misinformation playground.

Don’t tell me what I do and don’t do

For me, it’s all about someone trying to help me, together.

I’m lucky that a few of my coworkers understand the feeling that working on a thing together (even if it’s separate tasks) can achieve the larger goal. It’s much better than going alone, or with someone who tries to play director/boss.

I’ve got a lovely cocktail of ADHD, C-PTSD, Depression, and Anxiety. And people are upset when it takes me an hour to get out of bed.

Fucking fascists. I hate this stupid country.