Oh he’ll help end the genocide alright. You can’t genocide a people that’s already wiped off the planet.

One year later (looking through my comments) - how did it go?

Hank Scorpio did nothing wrong.

Lich McConnell has hidden phylacteries throughout all of Middle Earth America.

Let me help!

• 1 block tempeh, sliced down the middle long ways, and then clicked into little rectangle slices. Pan fry in a little oil of you choice.

Combine for sauce (put in a bowl and toss the tempeh in it after - cooked peanut butter isn’t great, imo):

• 1 part soy sauce or tamari
• 1 part lime juice
• 1 part sriracha
• 1 part brown sugar
• 2 parts peanut butter

Get back to me. This is one of my absolute favorites!

Tofu is fine, but tempeh is almost as widely available in supermarkets, has a higher protein density, is fermented, and works in soooo many things. It’s also way easier to get the hang of marinating and cooking.

I mention this only because I love it so much, and I’d love for people that shit on vegan food to give that a go (lightly pan fried, and then tossed in a gooey before sriracha-soy-peanut-butter-lime-brown-sugar sauce) and get back to me. I could eat it every night and never get tired of it.