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Ah shit you right, I was thinking the DMG. Well half that then.

A Gameboy color gets at most 30 hours and takes 2 AA batteries. So across 30 million years, you’d need about 16 billion batteries lol

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.

Spotify has a playlist called Daily Drive that does exactly that. It creates a playlist of music you like then between songs will play news snippets from the day. It’s pretty cool about half the time.

Sasan Goodarzi is a man, btw.