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Ah, I’m sorry. Hang in there.

I’m hoping my State doesn’t suck his balls like last time.

This. Right. Here.

Stop the triangulation it needs to die already.

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No, man, that’s in Canada where it’s natural. In the States, we use Froot. They’re Froot Loops.

That’s why we need RFK, maaaaaaaaaan.

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Happy Spooky Season! Be sure to read the manual.

I actually love the fact that stadiums full of people go to political rallies and get jazzed about policy speeches. It’s strange, right? But I’m glad it’s something we get collectively psyched about. In a democracy, it (usually) feels healthy.