I know right? Who cares about basketball?

“I’m a workaholic, and anybody who isn’t needs a good horse-whippin’ to knock some sense into 'em!”

As somebody who isn’t much on social media, I often have to look up slang terms I don’t use. It’s actually kind of relatable when an explanation doesn’t convey the nuances people feel when these terms are just part of normal speech. Also tbh the general idea of mocking people for not knowing things doesn’t really seem that cool.

subtle Buckaroo

True - remember Windows phones? Me neither.

If you debloat Win10 and 11 your system will run better. Debloaters are aggressive to differing degrees (I recommend Chris Titus), but a lot of things are turned on by default that shouldn’t be - like the Xbox service when you don’t have an Xbox - using resources for no reason.

True, even user-friendly Linux distros have their pain points. The real difference between Linux and corporate OS products is that you don’t periodically need a new version because of a product churn schedule.

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Anywhere… Anytime. Zeus was highly pragmatic.

Only if you wanted to make them look new. The way the originals currently look is unpainted.

Yeah but we gots fraydum!

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Marcus is right, incremental improvements in AIs like ChatGPT will not lead to AGI and were never on that course to begin with. What LLMs do is fundamentally not “intelligence”, they just imitate human response based on existing human-generated content. This can produce usable results, but not because the LLM has any understanding of the question. Since the current AI surge is based almost entirely on LLMs, the delusion that the industry will soon achieve AGI is doomed to fall apart - but not until a lot of smart speculators have gotten in and out and made a pile of money.

Better late than never I guess.

meaning even more so

Scrum in five minutes, scrum in five minutes, AWWWK!

Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!

I’ve stopped thinking of Trumpers as the idiot class. Democrat voting dropped from 81 million in 2020 to 71 million this year. Repub turnout didn’t change. I blame Trump’s 3.5 mil popular vote win on the millions of fuckheads who defiantly stayed home because Kamala wasn’t up to their high moral purity standards. Like it’s better to walk across broken glass barefoot because OMG not THOSE shoes!!

Clown is looking at cars, salesman comes up and says, “Can I help you?” The clown says, “Yes, do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people?”

Reminds me of an ancient Fark post that had a partially nekkid girl tied to a chair near a TV with Futurama on it. Caption said “Cool, Futurama is on!”