Try getting paid monthly. Week 1: 🦍🛋️ Week 2-4: 🌭🍞

That’s exactly what they WANT you to think

People sure are quick to blame Russia, when in reality, it’s Hvaldimir, a rogue spy Beluga whale. I mean, sure, he was trained by Russia, but now he’s a merc for hire. This was his first solo gig to get him international notoriety and tell us he’s up for grab$.

He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

Number of days stranded

Ok. Then who is going to replace HER?!?!?!

De gallo?