Karyoplasma

It’s ok, pythons are not venomous since they are constrictors.

“Hillbilly” anstatt Bauernjunge oder dem guten, zangendeutschen Hügelfritzchen zu verwenden ruiniert dieses Michmich leider.

Thanks for your concern, but I live reasonably close to a nuclear power plant, a prime target for a nuke strike. I’ll just drive up there and wait for it to drop. Fingers crossed.

I’m not against the reset that would come with WW3. Humanity sucks anyway, so not a big loss there.

so an air fryer is more like a small convection oven?

if you want the steam to escape, you can just open the oven door for a few seconds and there it goes.

still have a mosquito in my bedroom. little asshole hides when i turn on the light to smack it and it senses when i’m about to just fall asleep and that’s when it attacks.

fuck, i hate mosquitoes.

He is “confident” which for most means simple being a giant asshole without a hint of introspection or care for others. It’s a trait people love because they wish they could bear being a giant asshole themselves but their fear of unfavorable judgement from others keeps them in check.

Just reformat the coke to NTFS beforehand.

There was a video on YouTube once where some dude chucked a big chunk of caesium into a bathtub. It was amazing, thing just disintegrated violently, but I cannot find that video anymore. Probably deleted because YouTube doesn’t like cool experiments.

For only 99 bucks, you’ll never have to vacuum again!

Depends on the detonation velocity and explosive force of the mine. If shockwave border is thick enough and travels at an appropriate speed, it will shove pretty much everything in front of it which leaves a vacuum.

I don’t know how AT-mines are constructed, but I assume they are on the slower side to generate more heat.

Cobra was right. As a poikilothermic critter, a sweater is utterly useless to it.

The world is full of surprises, my friend.

“Kill first, check later” seems to be a pretty accurate account of Israel’s modus operandi tho.

I would reply with something like “Arrrr matey” but new games aren’t even worth pirating anymore.

The Russian spy penguins all run their own homebrew OS developed by Putin himself.

I should try that when dating to see how long it takes for a court order to arrive.

When I was in school, I bought a Gameboy XPloder for 80 bucks and cheated Mews in Pokemon Red. I sold the Mews to everyone in school for 5 bucks a pop and made back way more than I invested. I don’t care if Nintendo finds out because I was 12 when comitting this heinous crime. As a bonus, I also never taxed those business profits. Checkmate capitalists.