Tech support: Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Agreed. The whole reason I used to pirate was because I was gifted a game I really wanted for Christmas, and it wouldn’t run. I had the specs required, but the graphics card had a known problem with the game that the devs decided wasn’t popular enough to deem fixing.

These days my main platform is fantastic with refunds if something doesn’t work, so I’ve little need to pirate.