Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can’t take it.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

It’ll do that sometimes.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

Yeah I wouldn’t peg him either.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

You had better not shit me.

Seems to me like they’ve just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

I take it all back. They’re for sure just hucking shit out the back of the truck to make a big dumb pile for shit stain to wack off in front of.

Sign

I just…I don’t…

My only real hope for this world is that everyone will get what they deserve.

Typically when you’re clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I’m sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

Why does your robot vacuum need a camera feed, and speakers? Who thought that was a good idea? I truly loathe the future.

Just the hat.

Just say nipple instead. It’s easy and fun.