Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Nah, it’s just acorn season

Children of Time is amazing. Tchaikovsky writes incredibly alien species despite the fact that non of the creatures in that book are even aliens.

Project Hail Mary is probably my favorite Sci Fi book period. Apparently they are making a movie adaptation with Ryan Gosling. After The Martian I am thoroughly hyped for that

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions