I kinda feel bad for this, but “um actually”…

sigh

When Cruella goes to buy the puppies there were only about 6 puppies. This was the inciting incident that made her lose her shit and start kidnapping puppies from all over. Cruella is the one who gathers the 101 puppies together.

Oh, so they’re gonna refund all her contributions to the system over the last 60 years, right? /s

So is this the immigrant scum we were warned about?

Reminder: Musk is originally from South Africa

Yeah “sex sells” only works when society is not constantly exposed to more extreme content.

Tina?

Ha ha ha ha do you mean James Bond Jr.?

“Tonight’s top story: While people are dying, we decided to share an attention seeker’s ramblings. Ho hum, thoughts and prayers”

It feels inevitable that our descendents will eventually say “holy shit, you stored your FOOD in it?!”, after we discover we’ve been literally killing ourselves the whole time

RIP Bullfrog (Theme Park, Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper etc.)