"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

No, let him. He is trying to help us.

To shreds, you say.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?