Fired? Yes.

Banned from all other jobs? No.

Banned from jobs that are customer service related? Yes.

Banned from jobs that are customer service related forever? No.

Being cancelled should be treated like a timeout. You won’t eat your peas, fine no dessert. Well try again tomorrow.

#YouWantedHim

I would love for this to go trending for the next 4 years. Become the new #MeToo.

Nah but we got the hoverboards in 2015 as predicted by BTTF.

how are Americans so goddamn ignorant

I mean did you see who we just elected?

Interesting. I actually thought of it as a replacement for Google. With Google search being broken for years it’s the only easy way to get information now.

Maybe if we had an election system that wasn’t broken we wouldn’t need to worry about the Greens.

Anus is way too sophisticated a word for them.

Can someone explain the process for polling? Do they call people on phones? How many? And the only people who pick up phones are old people so does this not count young people?

“FBI, OPEN UP!”

“Oh this is about Elon? Carry on.”

Is it sad that I actually can’t tell if this is real or not?

Multiple polls had Biden ahead of Trump before this happened too.