And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.
I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say
I’d also like to say that some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard have been uttered by a random at a urinal.
Didn’t this all happen last time we elected him too, and then his cabinet was total chaos for four years? I feel like this is all kinda familiar.
Honestly, I think people can easily sit in jail longer waiting for a trial to see if they should be in jail or not.
Yes, shake the jar!
I have two porch cats. They don’t look it here, but are actually kind of giant.
“he’s starting to believe”
Is Bridgerton any good?
That’s what I meant by methy.
I swear by this stuff and saline mist. You can use it as much as you want. It’s the miracle nobody is willing to try.
The newer allergy medicine is good, but I think you have to take it for a couple of months before you really notice it. I like the generic Allegra from Costco.
And get some real Sudafed from the pharmacy. I do the generic 12 hour and split them in half (helps you from feeling queasy).
If you want some real solid advice: never buy the nasal spray that has phenylephrine. It may well be one of the most addictive substances man has ever made.
The pills do absolutely nothing. About once or twice a year I have to get the good stuff from the pharmacy, but I’ve refused to even buy the new stuff.
I can’t help but feel like they could just put something in the regular Sudafed to make it not methy, but I took physics and not chemistry so idk.
It somehow absolutely did not occur to me that was a recorded voice.
I’m guessing I thought it was magic?
I honestly feel like this must be how partys flip. The Democrats are the Republicans of the seventies, the new conservative party.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit that the Republican party hasn’t exactly moved left, and is the biggest hole in my theory. Who knows maybe this populism will pave a path forward for them.
I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.
I do the same lol.
Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.
Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!
But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.
I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.
I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.
Rifle rounds are well known for “lodging” within the first couple of inches of impact.
Pistol rounds ricocheting of rocks however are almost always through and through wounds.
Being shot twice in the exact same space is to be expected as bullets tend to roost is lodging places.
My household was livid this morning.
“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”
They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.
I’m not sure I appreciate the word hurdles there.