Vancouver Washington is a fun place. I say I live in Washington and a good chunk of people assume DC. I say Vancouver and they think Canada. I usually just tell people I live in Portland and only a small chunk associate that with Maine by default. Also we were first BC… We were first.

I actively point and laugh at the two I see cruises my town sometimes.

I feel this so hard, I know my husband loves my body but I don’t 😭