Except President Camacho found the smartest person he could and immediately put him in charge. We’re not even smart enough to be idiocracy.

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I was hoping someone would drop this quote, god I love MASH.

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

I have the same case, so naturally it’s an excellent choice you made

I think op’'s comment was a dig at Trump’s anti-immigration stance. He often said the same thing except substitute the word immigrants.

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

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86% if you disregard the mild ones!

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

The paradox of tolerance

Imagine Beethoven refusing to release his catalog of works because people might stop listening to newer music. Gg capitalism.

?utm stands for “U the man” right?

This headline could be 2 hours or 2 years old

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

lol oops, reading is hard.