I’m not sure you’re allowed to say the quiet parts out loud. It makes the people all uncomfortable. Like they think they might be the baddies. Please give me some feel-good propaganda.

Missouri just voted to ban RCV!

When the schools close, I guess everybody has to go to Christian school now! No sex education at all, please!

I’m voting to restore health rights to my wife and daughter! And that’s just in addition to saving democracy. Here’s to cancelling out the rednecks’ votes!

During the cattle call, we’re all just cattle…

AI can give me a blueprint for my logic. Then I, as a developer, make the code run. Cuts my scripting time in half.

Can’t authorize the school to give my kid a Tylenol, but they somehow have full authorization to change my kid’s gender? Sounds legit.

You’re not ready for this, kid.