Perfect

How’s their bread?

As someone who’s currently rolling a nut log, this has come full circle. If only Nintendo could see me stream their games to my phone while I churn some fresh colon sausage.

Your comment inspired me to buy ball powder, thanks friend

In an ironic twist the bullet actually made the Boeing plane safer

Hopefully after a bit more CTE Jake Paul will just kill himself. Maybe we can watch that live on Netflix too

I was really hoping to see Jake Paul get crippled.

I’ll take a million and he can bite the tip of my ear off too.

How else do you think Tyson could make 20 million?

Buy your heroin now before the prices spike!

WTF is this banana shit

Go bees!

Warns is the wrong word. Teases maybe? Entices? Titillates?

Don’t tease me Tucker

She can’t compete with Trump’s lead amongst the stupids though

I doubt anyone is stunned by this

He’s such a strange angry little man

This got me to half-mast

I think that’s what the diapers are for

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