They could accomplish 100k in Ukraine even if it ment sending 800k walking across Siberia and letting 700k die along the way.

Rifles?

Soon they will be scrolling for (W)estern Alliance

TFW you’re australian so you type “AUST” and hit enter but all of a sudden you’re wearing lederhosen and yodeling at some mountains.

I think I feel it

Very cursed

Jeff: That’s me, thanks

Geoff: Thaotts moi, thaonks.

No Phyton, Jiverscrap is best.

Didn’t want to risk him digging out.

Much of that was spent on genetics research to clone an actual witch from stem cells.

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

What a creep! Everyone knows you’re supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

Sad modem noises.

A big rusty secondhand spaceship, with which to run a dinky little trans-lunar scrap and salvage company. My second mate would be a cat.

I suffer from catastrophic seasickness

To balance the odds, Carter will be issued a pump action shotgun and 8 rounds of 00 buck.

Decryption? Also Haram.

I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.

Bum

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator