I am an elder millennial graduated in 02, the 90’s were fucking great. It’s literally been a downhill slide since 9/11. We were told we were post history.

I don’t know about you but I armed myself. I will help me.

A less endearing Dwight Schrute

Not having kids.

I don’t want my car to know anything. I want it to do what I say and only what I say without question. I’m thinking of getting a 70’s truck.

People think kids can do less and less. I was ten when I was allowed out in a rowboat by myself on the lake my grandparents had a cottage on in the 90’s. Walk a mile? We went all fucking over. I don’t get it. Shit the rule at school was if you lived within half a mile you walked to school.

They literally said putting a murderer away for life is like locking everyone up.

Murderers =/= everyone. What a dumbass argument you’re making.

Taking a murderer off the streets?

Seems to not understand the thought experiment which is a way to contemplate infinity.

There’s a HEMA gym by me. I’ve thought about it before but I don’t know if I would stick with it and it seems like a steep buy in.

I had spinner hubcaps on my clapped out 85 Monte Carlo in 2004, it was awesome.

I work with people who would call themselves masculine in our company’s management. They think they’re masculine because they follow sports. I think they’re quite efete myself. I hunt, fish, shoot guns, backpack camp, they all tell me it would be too much for them. I don’t consider myself extremely masculine, I have a wide range of hobbies, shit I have two glitter drawers and drag supplies.

He’s always been a cretin so whatever else is on top of that. Cretin is his foundation.

Yeah it is. We used to use it when I was a kid. I gotta clean it though. Thick cigarette dust coats everything he left me.

Mall ninja swords mostly. Some bokkens and knives too.

Bury me with my sweet vice I scored for free that one day.

I’m leaving a bunch of tools and crafting supplies. I hope I jumpstart a career or hobby when I die or it gets tossed whatever I will be dead.

It’s how I got it all anyways. At leas the tools.

My dad just passed and I got a box of ninja swords and a telescope. He didn’t even have any pictures. I wish I had stuff to remember him by but he was destitute the end of his life.