no toilet paper?

here is what he will do:

I see we are reentering an age of self answering questions posing as headlines.

Garfield?

He only waited till he got a green belt.

he’d probably call women maidens

I heard he didn’t even work at mcdonalds

i’m not reading his que cards until he gives me some rubles

actively growing swing states, not ignoring republicans, not running biden again, and taking trump and his followers seriously.

they didn’t take the Donald seriously

both these dudes couldve prevented this

you’ve obviously never had your name misspelled on a Starbucks cup

based.

based.

how do you get work?

women are the worst

source: Halloween

Thats because black cats have bad luck

thats a lot of years of bad luck

I use a pen and paper like god intended.