• Mac@mander.xyz
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    3 days ago

    Can I be the supervisor?
    I’ll tell him to piss himself and keep working.

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      3 days ago

      No. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.

        • Saik0@lemmy.saik0.com
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          2 days ago

          Who said they’re company provided? Weren’t reusable bottles all the rage for a while? Employees can bring their own. Make sure you wash it at home too…